we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.
HOW CAN THE UNIVERSE EXPLAIN PUTTING 5 BOYS TOGETHER IN A FUCKING SINGING COMPETITION BASED MOSTLY ON THEIR VOCALS AND ENDING UP WITH THE CHEMISTRY THAT LIFELONG FRIENDS DESIRE
YOU CANT FUCKING EXPLAIN THAT SHIT HOW DO YOU FUCKING EXPLAIN ONE DIRECTION THEY MAKE NO SENSE WHY DO THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH HOW DID IT HAPPEN THE ODDS ARE LIKE .000001% HOW DID THIS I DONT GET IT WTF IS ONE DIRECTION THEYRE A BAND AFTER THEYRE A FA MILY I HATE THEM
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong